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Why don't they just go home? (Wrong Answers Only) (self.mash)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by randomdeadguy to c/[email protected]
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Just about every episode of MASH I've seen, somebody claims that they hate Korea, or that they hate the stupid Army, or that they don't even know why they're at war. I don't get it. Why don't they all go home? If nobody wants to work there, how come they never leave?

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[–] MintyFresh 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Rosie's bar has been micro-dosing everyone with opium. They get "home sick" when they try to leave camp for more than a day or two. The doctors and hot lips know. But the addiction has them too far gone to fight it anymore.

[–] randomdeadguy 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Be it ever so crumbled, there is no place like home." Darkest one so far. Awesome!

[–] MintyFresh 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At least Radar got out!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does henry dying count as him leaving?

[–] randomdeadguy 1 points 1 month ago

Technically he left AND died. Perhaps the others from the early seasons were also "Shot down over the Sea of Japan"

[–] randomdeadguy 2 points 1 month ago

Too little too late! Legend has it, he could never look a bottle of Grape Nehi in the eye again