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Space pirates' ultimate version of walking the plank would be sending their victims into a black hole (lemm.ee)
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Passing the event horizon, spaghettification, and certain death await. Yarrr.

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[–] Mango 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay, but hear me out. Space keel hauling. Dress them such that they stay alive for a while in the horrors of space!

[–] DrownedRats 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tie them to the communications mast and give them thirty lashes with orions belt!

[–] Mango 2 points 1 week ago

Space them in a pressurized suit with their dicks sticking out with a flange/gasket type thing so they ejaculate their whole guts out where their penis used to be!