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SIMP!!!
He's not a "Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy"
He's a man making sure women feel a little safer.
Using the word "SIMP" in this context runs counter to every example of protective familymen I've ever seen. Derision against his behavior is as good as calling yourself a creep, a predator, an enemy of all that is good and right.
You have the morals of an opportunistic thug ... yet I have no doubt you think yourself some kind of faithful man
Simp is also just short for "simpleton"
That's not how simp is used in this context, you intentionally obtuse pedanic British cigarette.
Eh possibly, but many of the women I've slept with have told me that I make them feel safe and that it's a huge turn on for them. Shocking, I know, that people might want to feel secure before they get intimate.