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Alarm clocks would be more effective if the sound was someone puking or gagging.
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.
Going through that every morning will shorten your lifespan.
You say that like it’s a bad thing. 😉