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[–] Lost_My_Mind 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ok. So on the one hand, people want to tell women they're forced to have babies.

On the other hand people want to tell that first hand to fuck off.

So I have a solution. If they want to force women to have a baby, then that woman gets to choose if a man who voted against abortion gets his testicles forcibly chopped off.

It's not a win/win, it's more like a lose/lose. But we haven't had any nukes dropped since the MAD doctrine went into effect.

So, if a woman wants to have an abortion, they'll call a man who voted against abortion. If he still says no, the woman has to have the baby, and the mans testles are copped off. Not even like a seditive, and sterile process. They instead take the man to the woman as she's giving birth, and she's given a meat cleaver. His balls are presented on a cutting board, and as she's in as much pain as childbirth brings, that's when she's allowed free reign to chop, and stab, and go nuts on his nuts.

Or he could just say "let her have an abortion", and avoid the whole scene.

It's not a win/win, but it's an even trade.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Your mistake here is you're assuming they want to give women an opportunity for even trade

[–] Lost_My_Mind 15 points 4 days ago

............stop being right. I hadn't considered that these are the same people who don't mind being a hypocrite.

[–] toasteecup 4 points 4 days ago

Chopped off? Ew.

Smash them with a fucking sledgehammer instead. Make it fucking painful.