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People who post and comment hundreds of times on Lemmy, what is your job/occupation? (self.asklemmy)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by kwozyman to c/[email protected]

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I've noticed some usernames around Lemmy in almost all communities I follow that create several new posts daily and comment in almost all topics. I'm very curious, how do you have so much time on your hands?

This question's been eating at me for some time, but I didn't want to directly ask in any of the threads or message the users because I don't to single anyone out, I'm just very curious. <3

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm a spy for Facebook and or the Russian/US government. Maybe something to do with China on the side too, not sure. In my free time I shill BP products to the children in my neighbourhood and have a passive income clubbing seals during my winter break. Due to a debilitating sense of laziness, I invite food delivery workers into my home and have my way with them in lieu of payment. At night I climb unto my roof to look at the star(s) whilst perching over the street and mutter to any night joggers about being vengeance incarnate. My interests include anime, dog-walking, and folding paper cranes.

[–] EightLeggedFreak 3 points 1 month ago

Called it.