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Anon rizzes up a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] finkrat 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it's painful to look at

And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you're a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized

Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you

It's okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and ~~initiate a eugenics campaign to erase and prevent Autistic births~~ CURE THE AUTISM!

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(Tone is /s)