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[–] blanketswithsmallpox 56 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Now if only all people, managers, businesses, unions, realized they could set what time they worked to whatever the hell they wanted within reason, moved to somewhere closer to the equator, got up earlier to use the morning instead of the night, did stuff at night...

Either way, we need to do away with the switching lol.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Eh......I think we need to do away with the concept of money, and work, and managers owning the majority of our time.

You think a cat gives a fuck what time Starbucks closes??? Hell no! They just sleep on your bed, or on the floor, or on a table, or on the stairs, or anywhere they want, anytime they want. And they make SURE you are always looking at their butthole.

You think you can just go into starbucks, and present your butthole, to all who look at you, while also sleeping on their counter? I mean, you're TOTALLY in the way, and making everyones lives more inconvienent......but fuck 'em, ya know?

You can't do ANY of that! Because for some reason, we've all decided that little green paper controls our lives.

Or in the case of Canada, multicolored monopoly money.

[–] felbane 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You think you can just go into starbucks, and present your butthole, to all who look at you, while also sleeping on their counter?

I mean, anybody can do pretty much anything they want at least once.

[–] FordBeeblebrox 2 points 4 weeks ago