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submitted 3 months ago by n3cr0 to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (14 children)

I'm a sysadmin by trade. My hobbies are:

cooking with nothing but a cast iron pan and a knife I forged after a medieval design
tinkering on bicycles ('90s MTBs, the golden age of component compatibility)
sewing clothes by hand
smashing printers with baseball bats

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Brother :(

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (4 children)

worse than HR

[–] neanderthal 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

HR with an HP

[–] AkatsukiLevi 12 points 3 months ago

Kill that with fire

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

HQ? I need my HK!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Query: Where is the target meatbag?

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