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[–] OldManBOMBIN 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

While we're wishing, I kinda wish the Europeans had all died in a horrific shipwreck on the way over.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A miraculous wind like what saved Japan from the Mongol invasions would indeed not have been uncalled-for.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 1 points 2 months ago

Or just a big dude who raped them all to death and took their money. Either way.