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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (13 children)

UK: Crumpets. Crumpets lightly toasted with butter soaking into its pores, and then lightly toasted once more with a slather of Marmite.

These are nothing like pancakes. You bite into the crispy surface and are met with a butter/Marmite infusion that explodes into the back of your mouth, and whilst you're dealing with that sensual assault, your teeth sink into the soft almost creamy texture of the crumpet itself.

They are divine, and are the sole reason I stay in this cold dreary backwater of a country.

[โ€“] Yggnar 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that the same thing we Americans refer to as an "English Muffin"? I always thought crumpets were cookies or something lol.

[โ€“] bandwidthcrisis 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No it's not. It's more of a spongy consistency compared to a the dry, breadiness of an English muffin.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Exactly. It is the optimal food sponge; not too deep, not too shallow.

It's also a fantastically endearing insult to use, since it means someone is a little dense but not actually stupid, and I like to believe that we are all crumpets in this way.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In my dad's era, a bit of crumpet was something completely different

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

(I might actually be using it wrong. What does it mean?)

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