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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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[–] mbgid 71 points 1 month ago (12 children)

I love how fast and loose this plays with the definition of "salad".

[–] sneekee_snek_17 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My wife's grandma makes "pretzel salad", which is crushed pretzel sticks that are tossed with a mixture of margarine and cream cheese, I think, then baked until crispy then crumbled.

In the meantime, cream cheese, maybe whipped cream?, sugar, a few other onesies and twosies, and canned shredded pineapple are mixed into an unholy slop.

Then, when is time to serve, the crumbles are mixed in with the slop and there you go. Salad.

[–] mbgid 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this a side for a meal, or a dessert?

[–] sneekee_snek_17 5 points 1 month ago

I believe it's a dessert

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