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Edit: replaced the original blurry tweet with a more legible version, remade by @[email protected]!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Why Mew got them little T-Rex arms?

[–] subtext 39 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I mean if you can do literally fuckin’ everything with just psychic powers why would you need anything more than T-Rex arms

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why T-Rex got them little Mew arms?

[–] scrollo 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You activated my sleeper phrase. I am awake now.

[–] SmackemWittadic 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

T-rex unfortunately ain't a psychic type as far as I know

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Alakazam has those nice long arms so he can eat his cereal

[–] pyre 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think we have a way of measuring whether any dinosaur was psychic or not.

[–] SmackemWittadic 3 points 1 day ago

Fair point, they could have all had psychic moves and we'll never know

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Because normal armed T-Rexes just sat around jacking off all day and refused to go get a girlfriend. Thus they were bred out of existence.

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