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[โ€“] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When I was a gardener my favorite part of the job was all the dogs I got to meet, there was this old little fluffy dog with no teeth and his tongue hanging out that was my favorite, he'd just follow me around watching me work like a cute little supervisor, I miss that little dude.

[โ€“] Zirconium -3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If it means a place to live I wouldn't mind following people with my tongue hanging out