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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Butter fly deez nuts?

That's not even clever. There's no way anyone even laughed. Which is also why he's so bitter and made up this story too probably

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I too only laugh at clever, highly intellectual jokes.

[–] Zkuld 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Agreed, and I will not hear any excuses that it might have been funny given the current mood that time.

[–] BugleFingers 7 points 2 months ago

Recently myself and two friends were at a restaurant, I bought one a Shirley temple against his will because my other friend and I were having them. This spiraled into us all ordering the same meal in the same way and for whatever reason we just could not stop laughing when the food was brought out and they asked "who had the (dish)", three separate times.

So I totally agree, non-funny things can absolutely be a ROFL given a certain mood

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Butterfly deez jokes