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[–] Diplomjodler3 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Of course we have cards. Duh. How else are you going to claim your payout from George Soros for undermining everything that is good and holy? BTW, does taking part in the orgy after the riot count as work time?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sorry thats an off the clock social activity. But if you don't show up then you aren't a team player and won't be considered for promotions.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Bro, talk to Brenda and set up direct deposit. It's so much easier.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

only if you're unionized