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Cops secretly love it when you prove that you've not broken the law. They will test you by contradicting you, but you just gotta raise your voice and gesticulate wildly, and they will come around to your way of thinking. The longer you argue your point, the more they will respect you
Note: This only works if you're white.
"I'm sorry officer. I... Didn't know I couldn't do that."
Make sure to work in case law and constitutional amendments, cops are actually legal scholars are really like discussing the minutia of judicial opinions.
Bonus points for incorporating that you're a sovereign citizen.