this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Would work until the penguin pop. is too small and then they start dying out again

[–] Iheartcheese 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So then part of the program needs to be penguin Viagra to keep the numbers up

[–] Plastic_Ramses 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Crude dark matter oil should do the job.

Penguin spanish fly.

[–] Iheartcheese 1 points 1 month ago

I'm almost mad at myself for not making this joke originally

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Listen to this. How about we get a big boat, put the surviving penguins inside and ship them to the Artic!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ahh the good old switcheroo