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[–] Nuke_the_whales 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (20 children)

Dutch words in general are insane. My favorite is Schildpad=turtle. Which literally means "shield Toad"

[–] JASN_DE 52 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

Exact same usage in German: Schildkröte.

But its not like the English language doesn't do the exact same thing.

Most languages: Ananas

English: pineapple

[–] dafo 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Same in Swedish, "sköldpadda". Literally shield toad.

[–] umbraroze 9 points 3 months ago

Gets even weirder in Finnish, because it's "kilpikonna". Someone in ye olde times just straight up translated the Swedish name. Got none of the Indo-European roots in sight, but it still makes sense. Vaguely toady creature that has shields!

(Only problem are the homonyms. "kilpi" also means registration plate, and "konna" also means "villain, thief". So every time some random person goes around nicking plates off cars, the journalists think they are very clever again, even when the joke has been made before numerous times. Poor turtles! They don't deserve this!)

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