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Turns out Skyrim was more realistic than we thought (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/[email protected]

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[–] Codandchips 16 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Does it specify if different cheese gives you a different level of immunity? Like a soft cheese triangle would be good for a splinter in your pinky but for an assault rifle you may need a slab of Stilton...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

"AAAH My appendix!"

"Get this man a block of Gouda STAT!"

[–] edgemaster72 8 points 3 months ago

Soft cheese: DEF vs bludgeoning
Hard cheese: DEF vs piercing/slashing
Pungent cheese: DEF vs status conditions (negative modifier to social interaction)

[–] iAvicenna 6 points 3 months ago

just read the label, it will tell you how many HP it restores

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Swiss cheese makes you go faster, because speed holes.