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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I have a really bad joke that I need to get out of my head, and since nobody's here it's a perfect place to throw it into the void.

A father and son have a car accident and are both badly hurt. They are both taken to separate hospitals. When the boy is taken in for an operation, the doctor says "I can not do the surgery because I think you've misheard me when I was hired. I AM A STURGEON! I AM A STURGEON! I AM A STURGEON, DR HAN! I AM A STURGEON!"