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Please, I'm scared (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by PugJesus to c/memes

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[–] JusticeForPorygon 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Define "Adult"

Does the adult have to be non-American?

I hope so, or at least require them to be Minnesotan

[–] Exusia 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Per the sign, Americans are incapable of being adults.

[–] JusticeForPorygon 14 points 3 weeks ago

Can confirm, am American

[–] Noodle07 2 points 3 weeks ago

TIL I'm American

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

If the adult were American then they would also need an adult, if you only know Americans you would need infinite American adults to go in the store

[–] JusticeForPorygon 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or could two American adults accompany each other?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Under one coat?

[–] JusticeForPorygon 9 points 3 weeks ago

We could try but considering the obesity epidemic it'll have to be a damn big coat

[–] Ziglin 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

What about dual citizenship? Can an american be their own adult then?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Depends on where their main residence is and how long they have lived there

[–] Shapillon 2 points 3 weeks ago

Or just two?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I think we're unofficially Canadians, so it works.