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Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs (theonion.com)
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[–] disguy_ovahea 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Why an onion? Why not parfait? Everybody likes parfait.

[–] PunnyName 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because you generally don't want to bite into an onion.

[–] clif 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Says you. I find onions delicious.

O no.....

[–] PunnyName 2 points 3 months ago

It's different if you enjoy a Vidalia onion. You're just that much weirder.