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Anon is a tour guide at a museum (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] MimicJar 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That means SOMEONE was the first president to have a mustache.

Oddly enough that was ALSO John Quincy Adams...

Ok. Not really. He was the first to have sideburns.

Lincoln was the first to have a beard.

Grant was the first to have a mustache.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidents_of_the_United_States_with_facial_hair

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Of course Wikipedia has the list of US presidents with facial hair. Because why not