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Report: Trump Defiantly Pumped Fist For 20 Minutes After Assassination Attempt Searching For Camera (theonion.com)

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[–] teamevil 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)

Almost as if he was waiting for his next photo op...what a stupid tool

Edit: I'm a tool and didn't realize I was reading the onion I'm a stupid tool in this case...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (7 children)

You alright, bud?

[–] teamevil 15 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Nope.. sick with COVID and didn't realize I was in the onion land I still think it's a tool but I shouldn't respond to onion articles that makes me a tool..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's okay bro, easy mistake to make. The fat orange guy is a walking onion article no matter what he does.

Frankly it's amazing that The Onion didn't go under in the last decade as reality became stranger than their headlines

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It did go under. Global Tetrahedron owns it now😔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh shit I didn’t know that. I stand corrected

That’s some cruel irony being put out of business by reality.

I’m glad they’re back with apparently more sass than usual, but Jfc that’s just lol

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