Definitely no irony in a man born into high level football and now backed by infinite oil money saying "stay humble" to a team of 10 men he just scraped a draw against.

[–] sensiblepuffin 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A man born into high level football, but whom has somehow failed to learn anything about the game other than the 12 yard box, whose entire family was paid with oil money to play for human rights abusers, who turns into a massive crybaby the minute he doesn't score a hat trick because IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY.

Fuck, he's the Dudley Dursley of football.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, you can eat the rivalry and all... but if Arteta pulled a Sol Campbell style coup and managed to sign Haaland in January, we'd all be frothing at the seams.

[–] sensiblepuffin 2 points 1 month ago

I'd pay him £5 a week to score penalties against Gunnersaurus