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Anywhere else the cop would ask why tf didn't you just take an ambulance like a normal person
In America it’s not surprising to drive while stabbed!
Can we start doing the Russia jokes but American.
In Democratic America school finishes you.
In Capitalists America the ambulance service rides you
In Capitalists America you aid the health care
Maybe not so much the last one? I'd say in other countries with free healthcare "we" would aid health care through taxes. I get your joke though haha.
Do people in the states pay taxes to health care?