this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2024
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Haha this is funny because I'm actually a part time wish-granter:
To subvert this particular wish, your phrasing is the key:
You said:
So the first part of your wish is:
But the second part, begins with a capitalization, a subclause to the first clause, or dependent statement:
Your fridge is now full of good food that disappears if you try to remove it outside the confines of your fridge, and now anything you eat, MUST be eaten while inside of your refrigerator (i.e: Your entire body has to inside of the refrigerator), and refrigerator implies a standard size kitchen fridge, not an industrial fridge or freezer.
I hope you like eating nutella snack cakes huddled inside your fridge for survival now ๐
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Hell yeah! That's not gonna get you any free wishes though