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[–] [email protected] 188 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"In approximately 2-3 weeks...you'll smell like nothing"

My guy that is your entire olfactory nerve being burned to a crisp

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Angry_Autist 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don't smell it anymore

Everyone around you on the other hand...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well then it clearly doesn't work then?

[–] Angry_Autist 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No but critically the person DOING it thinks they smell fine and that it's everyone else's problem.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait- what's an olfactory nerve?

[–] Angry_Autist 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the bits that connect your olfactory buds with your brain, it was being used facetiously

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago