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For screenshots of humorous, clean, nonpolitical social media posts. This primarily implies Twitter, but Facebook, Tumblr, Mastodon, Bluesky, Threads, etc. are allowed too. It should be primarily text-based though.

Rules

Again, no politics.
No Lemmy posts. You're already on a Lemmy instance. There's no need to screenshot it and post it here.
No Reddit posts. That's too similar to Lemmy.
The joke must be text. Images can be included in the screenshot, but only as needed context.
Use correct cropping. Don't have a mile of whitespace or show extraneous UI, but don't crop out the date or author.
No doxxing. Again, don't crop out the author's name as he or she has chosen to share it, but definitely do not share extra information which may be personally identifiable or libelous.
Link to the original post either in the body or in a comment.

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[–] PapaStevesy 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Why would I ask anyone's opinion? My research is all primary, no funding needed. I eat the chip with the dip and I continue living quite healthily. Then I do it again. 🤷 And we definitely don't have a reproducibility crisis, there's way too many peoplele as it is. I know how much microscopic shit there is in the world, I've run plenty of bacterial cultures in microbio labs and the like, I just choose not to live my life in abject terror, especially of the stuff that lives in and on me naturally. I bet I've double-dipped something on the majority of days I've been alive, that's thousands and thousands of occasions. And each occasion probably contains an average of at least 5 instances of double-dipping, usually much more. That's tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of instances. By the time I'm 40, I bet I'll have double-dipped over one million times. Nothing happens, including unnecessary dishwashing. Just don't eat rotten food or food with literal shit in it, you'll be fine.

[–] Angry_Autist 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Then your research is flawed and doesn't align with actual medical research.

You like to pretend you understand things, but it's really clear you don't.

So now I'm excising you from my internet experience forever. Rot in obscurity.

[–] PapaStevesy 1 points 3 months ago

Oh no, I would have been so famous if not for you blocking me! Nooooooooooo!!1! 🙄🙄🙄