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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/16459821

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 26 points 2 months ago (4 children)

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

My nipples explode with delight

[–] Kiernian 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's actually a phrase translated into every language that has a phrases page on omniglot, which cracks me up consistently.

Ah!

I will not buy this TOBACCONISTS!

IT is scratched!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"My nipples! They explode with delight!"

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's all in a day's work for... bicycle repair man. <snort>