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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] jaybone 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You should have said “sure” then fucked his mom and gone out for a pack of cigarettes

[–] CptInsane0 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I went one further, and now I've been married to his mom for 20 years. She doesn't know it's because the kid and I are still role-playing.

[–] jaybone 2 points 3 months ago

I’ve heard some people play that way. The kid gives you more quests, but you don’t level up any faster.