Funny

6900 readers

1161 users here now

General rules:

Be kind.
All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

525

True love (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/[email protected]

161 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I once had a girl randomly tell me she wasn't ready to get married. I was just like "uh, okay, I wasn't planning to ask you". What she really meant was she was cheating on me and wanted to break up.

[–] Badeendje 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That sucks.. I'd call her a cheating whore.. but for the same you might still be together.. life is funny in a crying kind of way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

We are not. That took place a decade ago and I haven't spoken to her since.