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"I have no personality. I smell of the rotting flesh that your life will become if you don't give me a job and, in fact, you wallet, your family, and your whole life. I will lay eggs in your mouth as you sleep, and you will turn into me from the inside, and you will know nothing but the beautiful exultation of infinite pain."
"That's the exact answer we're looking for. Can you start today?"
"I know it's the exact answer you're looking for, I'm the psychometrics consultant who designed this test."