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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (18 children)

Food guide;

  • British food is tasteless
  • French food is pretentious
  • italian food takes all afternoon
  • American food is poisonous
  • Indian food is special because it uses something called “spice” and no one else does apparently
  • asians eat rice
  • anyone east of Berlin eats either turnips or caviar

What did I miss ?

[–] PugJesus 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)

American food is poisonous

American food is grease and sugar. Pure grease and sugar. Sometimes combined. God, I want a funnel cake right now.

Dammit, I just realized I haven't had a funnel cake in literal years. How sad.

[–] AEsheron 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

3 things that will make anything better, fat, sugar, and salt. If your dish isn't doing it for you, just keep adding at least one of those three, based on the dish, and eventually it will be delicious.

[–] PlantJam 6 points 1 month ago

Acid is another magic ingredient. Lemon juice, vinegar, or even just straight citric acid from a shaker if you don't want to add more liquid. Sometimes something will taste like it needs more salt, but adding a touch of acid is actually what it needed.

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