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Repost inspired by a true story. (vegantheoryclub.org)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I fed my cat lettuce and now its first investigative documentary is coming out titled "Catastrophe"!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always thought that as an obligate carnivore if you feed the cat lettuce it explodes in a little furry fireball.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It actually breaks down into little soot sprites who then immediately get to work building a multi-story wooden gazebo around the place the cat once was.