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Elon Musk Says He Survived On $1 Per Day Before Becoming The Richest Man In the World – 'In America It's Pretty Easy To Keep Yourself Alive' (finance.yahoo.com)

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

"I saved up all week to buy one banana for $7, and that sustained me the rest of the next week!"

-Elon Musk, clueless asshole

Edit: Fun fact: Elon could read this a dozen times and still not get the joke.

[–] mriormro 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] GunValkyrie 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Here's ten dollars go see a Star war.

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