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[–] [email protected] 134 points 2 months ago (4 children)

"let's get back to talking about how gay books in the library are ruining our kids' lives!!"

-GOP

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What they need to do is make guns gay, then watch how quick they're banned.

[–] Dusktracer 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not too hard, the things are often phallic shaped and you gotta stroke its trigger to get it to release its load everywhere. Just saying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Make all guns require the grip to be shaped like a cock so homophobes will refuse to hold them.

Or even better, they come with a phallus-shaped mouthpiece attached that needs to be sucked on in order to allow the gun to fire...

I can come up with these all day lol

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