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The bible in reverse... (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by norimee to c/microblogmemes

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And then she turns into a rib and gets stuffed inside the dude

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Then there’s this weird sequence where God sees things are good and destroys each one in sequence, until nothing remains.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But before that, He takes Adam and sucks all the air out of him, after which Adam turns into dust.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

And before this, he takes the day off, then spends six days destroying the earth, until it was formless and empty, darkness covered the deep waters, and his spirit was chillin’ out over the waters …for whatever reason.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

But then she comes back again, and they both disappear