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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I play with these noobs, and explaining that a nat 20 is not an automatic success on whatever the player wants comes up every other session. It's a problem because it both makes the game more annoying for me to play, and less enjoyable for the person who thought their plan was going to succeed. I'm not concern trolling, I'm offering personal experience to the discussion

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the "I jump to the moon" player.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Session 3

"I wanna buy a bag of holding from this guy"

It's gonna be 200 gp

"We only have 50 gp between us... I'm gonna roll persuasion!"

The DM ended up letting her get away with Prestidigitating some fake platinum pieces, which by all rights ought to get us arrested

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Alright here's the bag.

Let me know whenever you reach in.

prepares dice