this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] reka 71 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Please someone explain what you’re dissolving ketamine in for it to work in a vape

[–] [email protected] 123 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A typical greentext recipe is to dissolve it in 100ml of lies.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can't share a recipe online without 2-3 paragraphs about your life. You also forgot that it should include 100ml of homosexuality.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

And 50ml of neurodivergence or, if you’re out, 50L of involuntary celibacy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

And make a bomb while doing it

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