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submitted 2 months ago by colderr to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

And the worst one : fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK NO NO NO FUCK FUUUCK.

[–] afox 5 points 2 months ago

Monday morning at a software company dude walks into the bathroom smelling like stale tequila. Sits on the toilet next to my stall. Grunts, moans, says exactly this. Proceeds to have explosive diarrhea and pukes on his shoes. It was 7am. What a start to the week. He just powered through. Ran his shoes under the sink and simply went to work. Something tells me this wasn't his first rodeo.