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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah, one of them was a girl, the other was a dude:

[โ€“] HollowNaught 2 points 2 months ago

"Oh my god. What's going on?!?!"

"Don't worry, baby. I'll protect you"