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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It would legit be easier to get rid of if you called it a masturbation chair.

[โ€“] oyfrog 11 points 4 months ago

Free: gently used jerk-off-chair. Never bare-assed it, but spritzed with fabreez anyway. Sticky texture is from woodfinish/varnish. Should hold most earthly humans, but if you're worried about it holding your weight, you can come try it out. Pick-up only.