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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In Northern Ireland during the Troubles, people put (time)bombs on busses and when the bus driver heard about it, he just went and lifted it off the bus and put it in a ditch at the side of the road and informed the police. Couldn't be bothered with evacuating the bus in the middle of nowhere.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Probably shaking his head and mumbling "I don't have time for this shit"along the way.