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Anon gets banned from Walmart (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 189 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I can be a pretty naive guy. I am continually amazed not just by the volume, but by the varieties of creepiness that women have to put up with on a daily basis. WTF, Anon?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I guess, that's the joke, who the fuck offers a foot rub

[–] grue 22 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Maybe the employee complained about having to stand for hours upon hours (because Walmart sucks) and idiot anon misread it as an opportunity?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I guess, that's the joke, who the fuck offers a foot rub