this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 106 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They don’t want a relationship, they want a never ending storyline. And if there’s no drama then they’ll make some.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This was my life for 7 years. I've been happily single ever since she found some other poor sob to torment with her bullshit.

[–] VinnyDaCat 4 points 3 months ago

4 years and one canceled marriage 3 months prior. 5 if you count the fact that I took her back twice before realizing she was always going to be like that.

I feel you even if I wouldn't say I'm entirely happy.