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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] Huschke 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As if girls were on the internet. Everyone knows they're at home watching cooking shows.

/s

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Fuck, she found me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I am ๐Ÿ‘€

Oh hi, honey!
Which weekend were you gonna be out-of-town again?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Trick question. We live on the ISS, now float over here mister, I have a serious bone to pick with you.