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[–] running_ragged 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Granted, but the server never washes their hands after handling money, before grabbing and dunking the lemon slice in your water

[–] idiomaddict 3 points 1 month ago

I have worked in a lot of restaurants and I have never seen anyone other than me washing lemons before cutting them for drinks