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[โ€“] Maggoty 16 points 2 months ago (19 children)

Car battery

Jumper cables

Duct tape

If you get a bonus then bleach, lye, or tarp rounds it out. Have fun talking to the local police!

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (14 children)

None of this would attract attention, this is what you would buy to work on an old car. You don't get out much do you? ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] Maggoty 3 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Are you working on the car or doing a patch job until you can work on the car?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Depends on whether I'm getting paid fam

[โ€“] Maggoty 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Right. I'm just having trouble imagining a scenario that would require a new battery and duct tape but not fasteners of any kind or bolts...

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How else do you fix a seat belt anchor

[โ€“] Maggoty 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Going to an auto parts store? If you do that with duct tape then you're going to have a very bad time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

don't woosh people, be better

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